During this year’s carnival parades in Germany (originally a Roman Catholic tradition), some of the contestants in the float competition decided to depart from the standard bashing of Bush, America, and German politicians, and built a float that has the German Islamic front groups seething: Carnival attracts.
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The
Green Thing
In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should
bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the
environment.
The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing
back in my day.”
The
clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did
not care enough to save our environment.”
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Texas has compiled a “Californian to Texan” translation.
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CALIFORNIA |
TEXAS |
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Arsenal of Weapons |
Gun Collection |
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Delicate Wetlands |
Swamp |
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Undocumented Worker |
Illegal Alien |
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Cruelty-Free Materials |
Synthetic Fiber |
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Assault and Battery |
Attitude Adjustment |
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Heavily Armed |
Well-protected |
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Narrow-minded |
Righteous |
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Taxes or Your Fair Share |
Coerced Theft |
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Commonsense Gun Control |
Gun Confiscation Plot |
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Illegal Hazardous Explosives |
Fireworks for Stump Removal |
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Nonviable Tissue Mass |
Unborn Baby |
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Equal Access to Opportunity |
Socialism |
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Multicultural Community |
High Crime Area |
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Fairness or Social Progress |
Marxism |
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Upper Class or “The Rich “ |
Self-Employed |
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Progressive, Change |
Big Government Scheme |
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Homeless or Disadvantaged |
Bums or Welfare Leeches |
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Sniper Rifle |
Scoped Deer Rifle |
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Investment For the Future |
Higher Taxes |
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Healthcare Reform |
Socialized Medicine |
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Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater |
Conservative |
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Truants |
Homeschoolers |
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Victim or Oppressed |
Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing |
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High Capacity Magazine |
Standard Capacity Magazine |
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Religious Zealot |
Church-going |
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Reintroduced Wolves |
Sheep and Elk Killers |
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Fair Trade Coffee |
Overpriced Yuppie Coffee |
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Exploiters or “The Rich “ |
Employed or Land Owner |
|
The Gun Lobby |
NRA Members |
|
Assault Weapon |
Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine) |
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Fiscal Stimulus |
New Taxes and Higher Taxes |
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Same Sex Marriage |
Legalized Perversion |
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Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting |
Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs |
Untitled from Rich Richie on Vimeo.
Wow, talk about pictures being worth a thousand words!
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Flying silver carp jump and leap out of the water and into our boat. Indiana Outdoor Adventure TV hosts Troy McCormick and Mac Spainhour fend off the 20 pound fish as they attack the boaters and provide a boatload of fun and adventure.
Has America become the land of the special interests and home of the double standard?
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